I'm back!

By that I mean sneesh.com is back - think I'll leave sneesh.co.uk linked to here too though.

I was supposed to be in Luton this week - a nasty job working in the top of the hangars there checking the bolts on the lifeline runways (did I mention I'm not too good with heights?). Fortunately, the muppet down there messed up and the job has been postponed :smile:

Onsite testing down in Bournemouth is coming up soon - I may have mentioned this before, but FR Aviation have the BEST canteen ever...

Which brings me to the weather (how English huh?) - it's shit :neutral: . I mean PROPER shit - this time last year it was beautiful, sunny and warm - right now it's grey and chilly and it keeps bloody raining :cry: . Not too much point wandering down to the beach in Bournemouth to ogle the students when it's like this...sigh.

I'm hooked on the TV show 'Lost' - I've never watched it on TV though - I heard all about it about halfway through series 1 and downloaded the whole series and watched it in 2 sittings - instantly hooked. Luckily for me series 2 was already being aired in the US so I managed to get that too. Series 3 has been a bit of a pain, as it aired the same time in the UK and US so I could only get 1 episode at a time - and it seems I've now got the final episode (downloaded at work this morning - and yes, I'm gonna watch it now too :smile: )

OK, I'm jusr reading on the b3ta.com site (see links on the left) and came across this gem from the 'housemates from hell' QOTW:

Used to live with two guys, Little Sam and Big Sam. Little Sam was quiet, tidy and non-confrontational. Big Sam was loud, 'crazy' and liked the drugs.

Anyway, one particular week I'd had a bad cold and the bin in my room was full of snotty tissues. After work one day I come home to find Big Sam looking suitably ashamed.

"I want to let you know I did something I'm not proud of," he said.

Alarm bells.

"I really needed a shit, and there was no toilet paper in the toilet. I checked the whole house and all I could find were the used tissues in your room."

Okay.

"I need to know. Was it snot or jizz? Because I wiped my arse with them."

LMFAO :lol: